From the Fems to the Fundies, Everyone Loves to Hate the Masons

Don't believe it? Check out the sexist remarks of the Good Ol' Boys, in their own words. They've denied membership to more dykes than in all of Holland.

Which craft? Witchcraft! Harry Potter and the Goblin of Fire blatantly displays Masonic symbols while integrating more Satanic recipes and rituals than in Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible.

But wait, this gets even worse... Franklin D. Roosevelt, the vaunted symbol of liberalism, was elevated to the position of Master Mason! New Deal my foot. New Deal With The Devil is more accurate.